Spielberg in Dubailand

Universal Park Tataweer Dubailand

Duo to launch new theme park

Dubai just keeps getting bigger. Execs from the United Arab Emirates-based Tatweer have launched the $2 billion Universal City Dubailand in partnership with Universal Parks & Resorts.

The 505-acre development will include a 149-acre Universal theme park along with more than 4,000 hotel rooms, 100 restaurants and a range of retail outlets.

The theme park will be Universal's fourth, after existing parks in Los Angeles, Orlando and Tokyo. Rides will center on the likes of "Jurassic Park" and "King Kong," with Steven Spielberg acting as creative consultant. Park is due to open in 2010. Majority of park will be indoors, given Dubai's soaring temperatures.

Universal Parks & Resorts chief executive Thomas L. Williams unveiled a model of the park in the presence of Crown Prince Sheikh Hamdan al Maktoum, son of Dubai ruler Sheikh Mohammed al Maktoum. Al Maktoum Sr. owns Tatweer through his Dubai Holding investment company.

Launch of Universal City Dubailand comes only days after the announcement of a $1 billion Marvel theme park, set to open in Dubai in 2011.

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Exclusive! One of the Zionist Hobby Center's Ubiquitous Clandestine Informants managed to translate a flyer found under the burka flap of an unidentified woman in Tataweer this morning:

Ehem!

Allah Fubar, Seekers of Death!
I am your Host Stephen Spielberg!
Welcome to the Islamorama Unfair!

This morning we will be getting our Unhappy Meals at McAllahs,
where all children will receive a complimentary plastic AK 47
and a genuine "future shahid" Hamas headband!
Then, our first attraction will be The Hall of Beheaded Infidels!

After that, get ready!

Because The House of the Atomic Djinn has lots of suprises in store for you!

ULULULULULULULU!

Attentions sisters in Allah!
The Clitorectomy Mobiles are gassing up for your exciting diversion.
This is the only ride the women are permitted to enjoy!

And then.. it's off to the Camel Races!
Kaboom El Blammo Rammalamma AlKilya is everyone's favorite jockey!

Then.... the House of Zionist Mischief will terrify and amaze you!

And finally we will arrive at the House of Shahids
where Imams will be on call to sign up suicide bombers and issue fatwas.

Enjoy the day as if it were your last! Because it may be!
ALLAH FUBAR!

Spielberg, veteran Whore of the Caliphate, was off Califellating Castro a while back too...

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