And that is all.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Merry Tit-Mouse To You

Let’s go to Bethlehem 
and see this thing that has happened, 
which the Lord has told us about.

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Lucky Like Saint Sebastian

Once upon a time there was a man called Saul
Who persecuted Christians until he saw
The work was bearing fruit for the Christians
So the man changed his opinions and his Christian name to Paul

And he wrote important chapters in the Bible
But the blood on his writing hand reeked to high heaven
And Paul resolved to die

So he wrote to friends in Rome
A senator who owed him a favour
Asking for an executioner
So Paul could make his exit as a martyr
The senator sent this answer:

He said "Should you be so lucky like St Sebastian
Preferring the ache to the aspirin
Swooning as they shoot the arrows
Through your narrow chest
Stripping naked in the Circus Maximus
With a martyr-eating lioness
Bartering with flesh for a little pain
Scenes like this give sadomasochism a bad name"

~ Nick Currie "MOMUS"

You Samaritans worship what you do not know; 
we worship what we do know, 
for salvation is from the Jews.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Bubbles Burst

Sucked into the vortex.


You, Lord God Almighty, 
You who are the God of Israel, 
rouse yourself to punish all the nations; 
show no mercy to wicked traitors.
Trump voters got Hillary anyway. 
What a world.


Trump Dives Into the Deep End of The D.C. Swamp


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Saturday, September 17, 2016

Politicians In My Eyes

 “Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers! 
I, even I, will sing to the Lord
I will praise the Lord, the God of Israel, in song.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Motherless Child

Those who were musicians, heads of Levite families,
stayed in the rooms of the temple 
and were exempt from other duties 
because they were responsible for the work 
day and night.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

The Richest Man In Babylon

 Babylon has fallen, has fallen! 
All the images of its gods lie shattered on the ground!

Monday, November 16, 2015

Safe European Home

You will be protected from the lash of the tongue,
 and need not fear when destruction comes.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Cool For Cats

Better one handful with tranquillity
 than two handfuls with toil and chasing after the wind.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Friday, June 26, 2015

Bye Bye Blackbird

After forty days 
Noah opened a window 
he had made in the ark 
 and sent out a raven, 
and it kept flying back and forth 
until the water had dried up from the earth.

Monday, June 1, 2015

Miss You

Your men will die violently
    while your forces  fall  in battle
 and her gates lament and mourn.
    Ravaged, she will sit on the ground...

Why Libya Matters

Friday, May 1, 2015

Golden Lady

He will sit as a refiner 
and purifier of silver; 
he will purify the Levites 
and refine them like gold and silver.

Sunday, April 5, 2015


I took the little scroll 
from the angel's hand 
and ate it. 
It tasted as sweet as honey
 in my mouth,
 but when I had eaten it, 
my stomach turned sour.