And that is all.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Idiot Wind

And when you pray, 
do not keep babbling on like pagans, 
for they think they will be heard because of their many words.

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Kanye West Is Not Picasso

 Fools are put in many high positions.

This poem appears in Leonard Cohen's posthumous collection, The Flame.

Kanye West is not Picasso
I am Picasso
Kanye West is not Edison
I am Edison
I am Tesla
Jay-Z is not the Dylan of Anything
I am the Dylan of anything
I am the Kanye West of Kanye West
The Kanye West
Of the great bogus shift of bullshit culture
From one boutique to another
I am Tesla
I am his coil
The coil that made electricity soft as a bed
I am the Kanye West Kanye West thinks he is
When he shoves your ass off the stage
I am the real Kanye West
I don’t get around much anymore
I never have
I only come alive after a war
And we have not had it yet

Leonard Cohen March 15, 2015

President Trump praises Kanye West’s words at White House: 

Monday, September 10, 2018

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Don't Try Suicide

Oksana Shachko (Ukrainian: Оксана Шачко; 31 January 1987 – 23 July 2018)

Samson said, “Let me die with the Philistines!”
 Then he pushed with all his might, 
and down came the temple on the rulers 
and all the people in it. 
Thus, he killed many more 
when he died
 than while he lived.

Friday, June 29, 2018

Cutt Off

 Even that it would please God to destroy me; 
that he would let loose his hand, and cut me off!

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Merry Tit-Mouse To You

Let’s go to Bethlehem 
and see this thing that has happened, 
which the Lord has told us about.

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Lucky Like Saint Sebastian

Once upon a time there was a man called Saul
Who persecuted Christians until he saw
The work was bearing fruit for the Christians
So the man changed his opinions and his Christian name to Paul

And he wrote important chapters in the Bible
But the blood on his writing hand reeked to high heaven
And Paul resolved to die

So he wrote to friends in Rome
A senator who owed him a favour
Asking for an executioner
So Paul could make his exit as a martyr
The senator sent this answer:

He said "Should you be so lucky like St Sebastian
Preferring the ache to the aspirin
Swooning as they shoot the arrows
Through your narrow chest
Stripping naked in the Circus Maximus
With a martyr-eating lioness
Bartering with flesh for a little pain
Scenes like this give sadomasochism a bad name"

~ Nick Currie "MOMUS"

You Samaritans worship what you do not know; 
we worship what we do know, 
for salvation is from the Jews.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Bubbles Burst

Sucked into the vortex.


You, Lord God Almighty, 
You who are the God of Israel, 
rouse yourself to punish all the nations; 
show no mercy to wicked traitors.
Trump voters got Hillary anyway. 
What a world.


Trump Dives Into the Deep End of The D.C. Swamp


 U.S. ‘backed plan to launch chemical weapon attack on Syria and blame it on Assad’s regime’



Saturday, September 17, 2016

Politicians In My Eyes

 “Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers! 
I, even I, will sing to the Lord
I will praise the Lord, the God of Israel, in song.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Motherless Child

Those who were musicians, heads of Levite families,
stayed in the rooms of the temple 
and were exempt from other duties 
because they were responsible for the work 
day and night.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

The Richest Man In Babylon

 Babylon has fallen, has fallen! 
All the images of its gods lie shattered on the ground!

Monday, November 16, 2015

Safe European Home

You will be protected from the lash of the tongue,
 and need not fear when destruction comes.