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Saturday, November 7, 2009

WFRL: Maybe I'm Amazed



Be stunned and amazed,
blind yourselves and be sightless;
be drunk, but not from wine,
stagger, but not from beer.
The LORD has brought over you a deep sleep:
He has sealed your eyes (the prophets);
he has covered your heads (the seers).
For you this whole vision is nothing
but words sealed in a scroll.
And if you give the scroll to someone who can read,
and say to him, "Read this, please,"
he will answer, "I can't; it is sealed."
Or if you give the scroll to someone who cannot read,
and say, "Read this, please," he will answer,
"I don't know how to read."
The Lord says:
"These people come near to me with their mouth
and honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
Their worship of me
is made up only of rules taught by men.
Therefore once more I will astound these people
with wonder upon wonder;
the wisdom of the wise will perish,
the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Woe to those who go to great depths
to hide their plans from the LORD,
who do their work in darkness and think,
"Who sees us? Who will know?"
You turn things upside down,
as if the potter were thought to be like the clay!
Shall what is formed say to him who formed it,
"He did not make me"?
Can the pot say of the potter,
"He knows nothing"?
In a very short time,
will not Lebanon be turned into a fertile field
and the fertile field seem like a forest?
In that day the deaf will hear the words of the scroll,
and out of gloom and darkness
the eyes of the blind will see.
Once more the humble will rejoice in the LORD;
the needy will rejoice in the Holy One of Israel.
The ruthless will vanish,
the mockers will disappear,
and all who have an eye for evil will be cut down-
those who with a word make a man out to be guilty,
who ensnare the defender in court
and with false testimony
deprive the innocent of justice.
Therefore this is what the LORD,
who redeemed Abraham,
says to the house of Jacob:
"No longer will Jacob be ashamed;
no longer will their faces grow pale.
When they see among them their children,
the work of my hands,
they will keep my name holy;
they will acknowledge the holiness
of the Holy One of Jacob,
and will stand in awe of the God of Israel.
Those who are wayward in spirit
will gain understanding;
those who complain
will accept instruction."
~ Isaiah 29

Friday, November 6, 2009

REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!



REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!
Video Created By Mikael of Repentagonia
Leave this way, get off this path,
and stop confronting us with the Holy One of Israel!
~ Isaiah 30:11
You snakes! You brood of vipers!
How will you escape being condemned to hell?
~ Jesus, as recorded in Matthew 23

If it's hip to be dead inside
I'd rather be a fool
Cause life is way too precious
To spend it being cool

WFRL: Can't Watch This


I can't watch this.
My TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why,
uh, I can't watch this
I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man...
I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control...
I can't watch this
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
Of America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom
Falls down off the roof,
lands right on the lawn
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I told you...
I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man...
I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker...
I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
Thirtysomething is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Those Siskel & Ebert bums
Ought to go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know...
I can't watch this
Break it down!
Stop! Prime Time!
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes "woof woof woof"
and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird talk shows
About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this
Look man... I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this
Pay the bills, station break
Break it down!
Stop! Cable Time!
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels
and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts,
and mindless T & A
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy,
it's stupid, gonna throw my set away

I can't watch this

As Easy as A.B.C.
By Rudyard Kipling
(HT Buzzsawmonkey)
The A.B.C., that semi-elected, semi-nominated body of a few score persons, controls the Planet. Transportation is Civilisation, our motto runs. Theoretically we do what we please, so long as we do not interfere with the traffic and all it implies. Practically, the A.B.C. confirms or annuls all international arrangements, and, to judge from its last report, finds our tolerant, humorous, lazy little Planet only too ready to shift the whole burden of public administration on its shoulders.
Do you have eyes but fail to see,
and ears but fail to hear?
And don't you remember?
~ Mark 8:18

WFRL: Live & Let Die

Dogs have surrounded me;
a band of evil men has encircled me ~
they have pierced my hands and my feet...
~ Psalm 22



All the nations surrounded me,
but in the name of the LORD
I cut them off...
~ Psalm 118

I no longer have any use for the solutions of minds and men...

Thursday, November 5, 2009

WFRL: Funky



Funky
Chambers Brothers

Hear my prayer, O LORD,
listen to my cry for help;
be not deaf to my weeping.
For I dwell with you as an alien,
as a stranger, as all my fathers were.
~ Psalm 39:12

WFRL: Ticking...

Have regard for your covenant,
because haunts of violence
fill the dark places of the land
~ Psalm 74



Confuse the wicked, O Lord,
confound their speech,
for I see violence and strife in the city.
~ Psalm 55

WFRL: Prophet Zimmy In the Repenthouse ~ Are You Ready?



The Prophet Zimmy
Are You Ready?
Massey Hall, Ontario, 1980

Are you ready, are you ready?
Are you ready, are you ready?

Are you ready to meet Jesus?
Are you where you ought to be?
Will He know you when He sees you
Or will He say, "Depart from Me"?

Are you ready, hope you're ready.
Am I ready, am I ready?
Am I ready, am I ready?

Am I ready to lay down my life for the brethren
And to take up my cross?
Have I surrendered to the will of God
Or am I still acting like the boss?

Am I ready, hope I'm ready.

When destruction cometh swiftly
And there's no time to say a fare-thee-well,
Have you decided whether you want to be
In heaven or in hell?

Are you ready, are you ready?

Have you got some unfinished business?
Is there something holding you back?
Are you thinking for yourself
Or are you following the pack?

Are you ready, hope you're ready.
Are you ready?

Are you ready for the judgment?
Are you ready for that terrible swift sword?
Are you ready for Armageddon?
Are you ready for the day of the Lord?

Are you ready, I hope you're ready.
You have declared this day
that the LORD is your God
and that you will walk in his ways,
that you will keep his decrees,
commands and laws,
and that you will obey him.
~ Deuteronomy 26

WFRL: Funky Chick in the Repenthouse


But you are a chosen people,
a royal priesthood,
a holy nation,
a peculiar people belonging to God,
that you may declare the praises of him
who called you out of darkness
into his wonderful light.
~ 1 Peter 2

Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit,
hypocrisy, envy, and slander of every kind.
Like newborn babies, crave pure spiritual milk,
so that by it you may grow up in your salvation,
now that you have tasted that the Lord is good.
~ 1 Peter 2

WFRL: Under Pressure

Blessed is the man who perseveres under trial,
because when he has stood the test,
he will receive the crown of life
that God has promised to those who love him.
~ James 1



Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love
but it's so slashed and torn
Why - why - why ?

Love love love love love

Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more chance
Why can't we give love give love give love give love
give love give love give love give love give love

Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

WFRL: Little Man

So, he who was seated on the cloud
swung his sickle over the earth,
and the earth was harvested..
~Revelation 14



Come near to God
and he will come near to you.
Wash your hands, you sinners,
and purify your hearts, you double-minded.
~ James 4
Little man
When you stand by my side
Then I know I don't have
To hide from anyone
And I pray that
We'll stay just that way
Till the day comes along
When we catch the sun

You're growin' old
My mother's cold
Now you've learned
What it meant to be mature
There's no such place
As make believe
But when I look at your face
I'm not so sure

You and me is what I see
And that's the way
It's gonna stay
And it will always be
So little man, please understand
In this world with all its land
You're all I see

Little girl you're runnin'
Come catch my hand I'm near you
Little girl you're singin'
Come closer to me I hear you

WFRL: I've Got Life ~



This day I call heaven and earth
as witnesses against you
that I have set before you life and death,
blessings and curses.
Now choose life,
so that you and your children may live.
~ Deuteronomy 30

WFRL: Flesh Failures...

Michael Rockefeller & Pals



In his right hand he held seven stars,
and out of his mouth
came a sharp double-edged sword.
His face was like the sun
shining in all its brilliance.
When I saw him,
I fell at his feet as though dead.
Then he placed his right hand on me and said:
"Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last"
~ Revelation 1

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

WFRL: Have Love, Will Travel



But the world must learn
that I love the Father
and that I do exactly what my Father commands me.
Come now; let us leave.
~ John 14

WFRL: I Gave At The Office...



But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile,
the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts,
the idolaters and all liars—
their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death
~ Revelation 21

Monday, November 2, 2009

WFRL: Heaven, Hell or Houston



"See, I will send my messenger, who will prepare the way before me. Then suddenly the Lord you are seeking will come to his temple; the messenger of the covenant, whom you desire, will come," says the LORD Almighty.

But who can endure the day of his coming? Who can stand when he appears? For he will be like a refiner's fire or a launderer's soap. He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver; he will purify the Levites and refine them like gold and silver. Then the LORD will have men who will bring offerings in righteousness, and the offerings of Judah and Jerusalem will be acceptable to the LORD, as in days gone by, as in former years.

"So I will come near to you for judgment. I will be quick to testify against sorcerers, adulterers and perjurers, against those who defraud laborers of their wages, who oppress the widows and the fatherless, and deprive aliens of justice, but do not fear me," says the LORD Almighty.
~ Malachi 3

WFRL: Repentathon at the Romanian Saloon!

REPENT THE ROMANIAN WAY!




But now you must rid yourselves
of all such things as these:
anger, rage, malice, slander
and filthy language from your lips.
~ Colossians 3

Get rid of all bitterness,
rage and anger,
brawling and slander,
along with every form of malice.
~ Ephesians 4

WFRL: Wash Jones Shall Inherit The Earth!



Sitting down, Jesus called the 12, and said,
"If anyone wants to be first,
he must be the very last,
and the servant of all."
~ Mark 9

Sunday, November 1, 2009

WFRL: The Frunkle Sayeth: REPENT!

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain…”


Ray Stevens
Mr. Businessman
Itemize the things you covet
As you squander through your life
Bigger cars, bigger houses
Term insurance for your wife
Tuesday evenings with your harlot
And on Wednesdays it's your charlatan
analyst, he's high upon your list

You've got air conditioned sinuses
And dark disturbing doubts about religion
And you keep those cards and letters going out
While your secretary's tempting you
Your morals are exempting you
from guilt and shame
Heaven knows you're not to blame

You better,
Take care of business Mr. Businessman
What's your plan?
Get down to business Mr. Businessman
if you can
Before it's too late and you throw your life away...
REPENT!

I am the seer, Samuel replied.
Go up ahead of me to the high place,
for today you are to eat with me,
and in the morning
I will let you go
and will tell you all that is in your heart.
~1 Samuel 9