And that is all.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Merry Tit-Mouse To You

Let’s go to Bethlehem 
and see this thing that has happened, 
which the Lord has told us about.

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Lucky Like Saint Sebastian

Once upon a time there was a man called Saul
Who persecuted Christians until he saw
The work was bearing fruit for the Christians
So the man changed his opinions and his Christian name to Paul

And he wrote important chapters in the Bible
But the blood on his writing hand reeked to high heaven
And Paul resolved to die

So he wrote to friends in Rome
A senator who owed him a favour
Asking for an executioner
So Paul could make his exit as a martyr
The senator sent this answer:

He said "Should you be so lucky like St Sebastian
Preferring the ache to the aspirin
Swooning as they shoot the arrows
Through your narrow chest
Stripping naked in the Circus Maximus
With a martyr-eating lioness
Bartering with flesh for a little pain
Scenes like this give sadomasochism a bad name"

~ Nick Currie "MOMUS"

You Samaritans worship what you do not know; 
we worship what we do know, 
for salvation is from the Jews.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Bubbles Burst

Sucked into the vortex.


You, Lord God Almighty, 
You who are the God of Israel, 
rouse yourself to punish all the nations; 
show no mercy to wicked traitors.
Trump voters got Hillary anyway. 
What a world.


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