Alexander's Ragtime Band

What good would it be
to gain the whole world,
yet forfeit your soul?
~ Matthew 16

Electoral Corn Doggle

If a liar and deceiver comes and says,
‘I will prophesy for you plenty of wine and beer,’
that would be just the prophet for this people!
~ Micah 2

...the robber swallows up their substance.
~ Job 5

Electric Funeral

He fills his hands with lightning
and commands it to strike its mark.
~ Job 36