Now, when I talked to God
I knew He'd understand.
He said, "Stick by me,
I'll be your guiding hand.
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer
that you want me to"
Blog 1 ) LOOK! He said THIS about ME! Erroneous! Unheard of! Absurd!
Blog 2 ) LOOK! They said THIS about ME! Slander! Libel! I'll show you! (runs off crying & playing a bongo)Blog 1) They are in the same room with Freak A & Freak B therefore, TADA, squared!
Blog 2 ) MASTERFLATION x 10 + infinitude, BACK!Blog 1 ) I am so falsely derided and put upon, wah, look at me, LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE, dammit!
Blog 2 ) No, No, NO! It is WE who are the authentically derided and oppressed, not you! LIES! Look at Usssss!Blog 3) WHO GIVES A MFing RATS ASS?
Blog 1 ) Me Akbar! And yet everyone talks shit about me endlessly, oh the huge manatee, wah!
Blogs 2, 7, 9, 11, 13, 22 & 88 ) Talks some shit about him, endlessly.........Blog 1 ) Ahhhhh HA! SEE? Wah! Wah! I am the grand high exalted virtual martyr!
Blog 1 ) And furthermore, my asshole friends are better than your asshole friends.
Blog 2 ) Oh Yeah? My delusions are better than your delusions!Blog 1 ) Your delusions are delusional. Only my delusions are correct!
Blog 2 ) My half assed idea of reality is the right one, and you are a [REDACTED]!Blog 1 ) I GOT MAIL!
Blog 2 ) My good name was besmirched. I have a right to defend it!Blog 1 ) BESMIRCH!
Blog 2 ) My good name was besmirched. I have a right to defend it!Blog 1 ) BESMIRCH!
Blog 2 ) Oh Yeah? Well.....BESMIRCH, ALSO... TOO! Plus ten!Blog 1 ) My good name was besmirched. I have a right to defend it! And all my little dingbats, too! Plus eleventy!
Blog 2 ) MASTERFLATE, TADA, INFINTY to the nth power!Blog 1 ) NO YOU!
Blog 2 ) NOooooooooOOooo, YOOOOoooooOOOOOUUU!!Various & Sundry Smaller Blogs of Associated Peanut Galleries)
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Waaaaaaaaaaah!!
Masterflate, spit, infinity, repeat!
Blog 3) OYMERTA, already, with this crap!
Blog 1 ) It's not fascism when I do it! I rock! Me akbar, infinity deluxe!
Blog 2 ) My fascist friends are not fascists. Some of their best friends are Jews. I'm not an unwitting beard for their nefarious intent, really, I am not!Blog 1 ) Freak A + Freak B = TADA, so there, and only our fascism is correct. Yours is not. No, I will not explain.
(BTW that BabbaZee is BAD, bad, BAD! Please GOD don't ever let her post here!)
BTW, that BabbaZee is an unhinged lunatic.
Oh shit....wait a minute..... did I just agree with you?
(runs off crying & playing a bongo)
Blog 2 ) MY GOOD NAME HAS BEEN BESMIRCHED AGAIN! BabbaZee whoOOOooooooOO?Blog 1 ) I GOT MAIL!
Blog 2 ) I didn't send it! I have class. That horrible loon from the Bronx BabbaZee is behind it!Blog 1 ) Bullshit! Someone who looks just like you did it, and remember minions, there is no more GOD, the new superhooplewanky turbo deluxe electrotwanky is about to come out, and the DHS would never, ever lie to us! Ron Paul! TaDa!
Blog 2 ) MASTERFLATER! Ta-Daist! Infiltrator!Blog 1 ) Noodly shitty FUSION music interlude and possibly a quote impugning something or other by snotty tangential inference.
Superhooplewanky turbo deluxe electrotwanky? WTF?
Blog 3) CLUNK !
An earthquake hit northern Israel on Friday afternoon. Many Ynet readers – from Haifa to Kibbutz Kfar Blum – reported feeling the earth move for several seconds. There were no reports of injuries. The Geophysical Institute of Israel (GII) confirmed that a series of 10 mild earthquakes hit southern Lebanon Friday afternoon. The strongest tremor, which was felt in northern Israel, erupted at 2:04 pm and measured 4.2 on the Richter scale.Lieberman: Israel still forming its foreign policy
Obama wants Israel to hold parallel talks with Palestinians and Syria
Straight outta the Baker Plan, it was precisely what GWB & Condi pressed for as well.
US sees Arab peace plan as part of Palestinian state push
The "Arab Plan" is virtually identical to the Baker Plan, just a different REGIONAL BRAND NAME.
Yossi Melman: I would advise attacking Iran
Yeah, me too.
Saudi Gazette: ‘Isms' have no place in Islam
DaWahin-g for Sharia Finance.
Donors pledge $5 billion aid for Pakistan
Financing for Sharia.
Bailed cleric calls for Islamic order in Pakistan
The most radical mosque in Islamabad reverberated Friday with calls for jihad as a cleric released on bail asked thousands of people to make sacrifices to turn Pakistan into an Islamic order.
Maulana Abdul Aziz, captured two years ago during a siege on the radical Red Mosque, was freed from house detention Thursday after the Supreme Court granted bail on a surety bond worth 200,000 rupees (2,500 US dollars).
The elderly cleric faces around two dozen cases involving terror, abduction and abetting the seizure of government property, but has yet to stand trial.
"We will continue our struggle to enforce Islamic order in the country," said Aziz, delivering the main Friday sermon to nearly 4,000 worshippers overflowing from the Red Mosque.
"Will you render sacrifices?" he cried to a unanimous response of "yes".
WSJ: Speaking Truth to Muslim Power
'The United States is not at war with Islam and will never be. In fact, our partnership with the Muslim world is critical in rolling back a fringe ideology that people of all faiths reject."TURKEY: Obama in sync with Alliance of Civilizations:
So spoke President Barack Hussein Obama in Turkey last week. Following in the footsteps of the Bush administration, Mr. Obama wants to avoid labeling our enemy in religious terms. References to "Islamic terrorism," "Islamic radicalism," or "Islamic extremism" aren't in his speeches. "Jihad," too, has been banished from the official lexicon.
But if one visits the religious bookstores near Istanbul's Covered Bazaar, or mosque libraries of Turkish immigrants in Rotterdam, Brussels or Frankfurt, one can still find a cornucopia of radical Islamist literature. Go into the bookstores of Arab and Pakistani immigrant communities in Europe, or into the literary markets of the Arab world and the Indian subcontinent, and you'll find an even richer collection of militant Islamism.
US President Barack Obama reinforced the aims of the United Nations Alliance of Civilizations (UNAOC) when he said in a speech to the Turkish Parliament that the United States is not and will never be at war with Islam, State Minister Mehmet Aydın said yesterday.Americas leaders head for summit
Leaders from across the Americas are gathering for a summit which will see most of them meeting US President Barack Obama for the first time. The global economic crisis and US-Cuban relations are expected to dominate the summit in Trinidad and Tobago.All eyes on Trinidad and Tobago ahead of summit
Commentary: Obama treating Mexico as an equal
Police uncover alleged plot to kill Evo Morales
Alleged being the operative word. Sometimes an alleged assasination attempt is intentional propaganda.
Expelled UN nuclear inspectors leave North Korea
U.S. State Department spokesman Robert Wood said their departure would be "a step backward."YA THINK?
Gorbachev: US military power blocks `no nukes'
President Barack Obama's call for a nuclear weapons-free world is welcome, but the huge U.S. defense budget may prove an "insurmountable obstacle" to reaching that goal, former Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev said Thursday.Yeah, well, one can only hope so.
RUSSIAN / US ARMS TALKS TO BEGIN NEXT WEEK
Russian and U.S. officials will begin negotiating a new deal next week to cut strategic nuclear weapons, the Foreign Ministry said Thursday.Obama's Nuclear Weapons Plan
The deal aims to replace the 1991 Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty and has been billed as part of an effort by Moscow and Washington to reset relations that hit a post-Cold War low under former U.S. President George W. Bush.
"The first official contact on this theme will take place on April 24 in Rome," chief ministry spokesman Andrei Nesterenko told a news conference.
Early this April, President Obama unveiled his vision for strengthening the world’s nuclear non-proliferation regime: renewed arms reduction talks with Russia and the creation of an international fuel bank in Kazakhstan to provide fuel services to non-weapons states.Barak to Russia: Don't sell advanced missiles to Iran
Russia to Barak: Die Jew! DIE, already!
Ex-PM warns of economic chaos, revolution in Russia
Anarchy! Atonal music! A six of Bud will cost you $80,000 rubles!
Chechnya move worries Russian press
Worries me too. OooOO, wait, Masterflate = I'm a commie, TADA!
Russia angered by NATO exercises
Angering Russia? Provocateurs! Unheard of! Absurd!
Russia has asked Nato to cancel or postpone military exercises that it plans to hold in Georgia next month. Moscow's envoy to NATO, Dmitry Rogozin, described the exercises, expected to involve 1,300 troops from 19 countries, as "absurd and a provocation".RUSSIA: NATO exercises 'a dangerous move'
Don't make Vlad get his flying monkeys, see?
Georgia and Russia accused each other on Thursday of building up troops and armour at the de facto borders between their forces, and preparing "provocations."PUTIN TO IGOR: All their Stans are belong to us!
We need to maintain close contacts and coordinate all our actions with our strategic partners. ... I mean Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan," Putin told Deputy Prime Minister Igor Sechin and Gazprom chief Alexei Miller at a meeting. "Please, don't forget about this work."President of Turkmenistan meets with US State Secretary
US in Afghanistan transit talks with Turkmenistan
US seeks transit deal with Turkmenistan
Assistant Secretary of State Richard Boucher says he discussed the possibility of overland cargo transit and overflights in Wednesday's talks with President Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov.Iran, Turkmenistan discuss gas issues
The United States has already managed to secure agreements on sending nonmilitary supplies overland through Russia, Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. Uzbekistan also shares a border with Afghanistan. Worsening security on the Afghan border with Pakistan has forced NATO allies to seek safer transit routes.
Boucher also said Thursday the new U.S. administration is placing a greater emphasis on Central Asia.
Gas issues? I recommend BEANO
International silk road rally for Kazakhstan
China to allocate to Kazakhstan $10 billion
PetroChina May Pay $1.4 Billion for Stake in Kazakh Oil Company
China & Kazakhstan vow to boost bilateral enterprises
Kazakhstan's President arrives in Hainan for Asian Forum
TIMELINE: China tots up $45 bn of "loan-for-oil" deals in 2009
Mike Morgan files federal lawsuit against Goldman Sachs
A Jensen Beach man who in March launched Web sites critical of Goldman Sachs & Co. this week filed a federal lawsuit against the banking behemoth, after being warned by its attorneys the Internet domain names amount to trademark infringement.AIG Chief Owns Significant Stake in Goldman
In Michael Morgan’s lawsuit, he rejects claims that his Web sites, goldmansachs666.com, and goldmansachs13.com violate the company’s trademarks, or constitute unfair competition or cyber-piracy.
After receiving a warning letter April 8 from a Sachs attorney threatening legal action if he didn’t stop using the disputed domain names, Morgan sued in federal court, requesting that a judge determine who may claim a legal right to the names.
At Morgan’s Web site, he describes it as “an open forum for facts and discussion about what part Goldman Sachs and their executives played in the current Global Economic Crisis.”
SHOCKA DELUXE WITH SPRINKLES, NOT!
Goldman Gets Europe Going
Higher-than-expected Q1 profits from the bank send European equities up.Dr. Doom: The 'Stress Tests' Are Really 'Fudge Tests'
OK, but WTF is a "fudge test"?
Ohhhh fudge, as in LIE. Gotcha:
The spin machine about the banks' stress test is already in full motion. Some banking regulators have already served up--to The New York Times--their spin that all 19 banks that are subject to the stress test will pass it. In other words, not one will fail. But let's look at the actual data. The macro data for the first quarter on the three variables used in the stress tests--growth rate, unemployment rate and home-price depreciation--are already worse than those in the U.S. government baseline scenario for 2009. They are, in fact, even worse than those for the stressed scenario for 2009.Call to make bank stress tests public
Good luck with that.
Bernanke: ‘Fundamentally Optimistic’ About Economy
Hmmmmm, where have I heard that utter crapola before? Oh Yeah! Here and There and Everywhere. However, the empirical evidence begs to differ. But who you gonna believe, prole, your own eyes? Or our fearless leaders?
Latest Roubini Interviews On Bloomberg and Forbes
WSJ:Veterans a Focus of FBI Extremist Probe
Never Mind. Go back to sleep, Igors, only unhinged loons like me are speaking about this, right? Of course right! ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Blogs have gone from eccentric to essential financial reading
Minnesota fighter squadron wins Raytheon Trophy
Raytheon to Provide Providence, RI, with Improved Port Surveillance
EPA to Propose Regulating Greenhouse Gas Emissions
Can't we just put BEANO in the Greenhouses? No?
The GREEN they are interested in preserving with this bullshit goes CHACHING.
Plouffe Daddy Bloviates at Harvard
Palin applauded at anti-abortion event in Indiana
Put her on the FUSION list, she's a terrorist!
Fed to invest $13B in US high-speed rail
ALL THE BETTER TO TRANSPORT YOU TO GULAG, PROLE!
NJ nuclear plant probes possible radiation release
Blind Lemon Paterson Introduces Same-Sex Marriage Bill
How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Obamanable
by Bobby Jindal
“I don't think we should question President Obama's patriotism or his intentions.”Is that right? IT'S NEVER FASCISM WHEN WE DO IT!
Shitload of articles concerning Obama covering the Name of Jesus at Georgetown
Control of Cybersecurity Becomes Divisive Issue
The National Security Agency has been campaigning to lead the government’s rapidly growing cybersecurity programs, raising privacy and civil liberties concerns among some officials who fear that the move could give the spy agency too much control over government computer networks.Role of Bush NSA Plan Under Review
The Bush administration planned last year to direct the National Security Agency, which specializes in spying electronically on foreign adversaries, to take the techniques it has employed to defend military computer networks and use them to protect U.S. government civilian networks, according to current and former officials.5.5 & 5.1 rock eastern Afghanistan
6.0 Strikes Mentawai
Italian mafia looks for earthquake cash
You have now arrived at the end of the internet!
NFL (Nice Fuckin' Life)