A so smart scientist is working on a cryogenic suspended animation process and decides to use himself as the guinea pig. While he is supposedly in the suspended animation state his ex-wife is murdered. Naturally he becomes the prime suspect. Now he and his assistant must prove his innocence by tracking down and finding the real killer. Authentic old school "B" movie drive in crap, starring no one you know.
"When I lay upon a mountain
and my father's hand was trembling
with the beauty of the word"
And he will be a sanctuary;
BATYAR, LA DEE DAH DAH DEE DAH!
Hamas fires mortars as last soldiers leave GazaBad Vlad, GOD laughs at you.
Iran ready to open to energy ties with EUKhatami will be backed by the Glow Ballers, and he will winIran's Phantom First Lady Comes Out
UAE Inks Japanese Nuke Deal
Meantime: Yes, Dragon Oil. I keep telling you, this shit just writes itself.
Mary, TurkmenistanDigging further....Turkmenistan's Top Military Officials Dismissed
Ex-K.G.B. Agent Buys a London Newspaper Timed exactly as the Gaza Hudna was, to coincide with the Obamanable's coronation - take note.Details of 10-year gas supply deal between Ukraine, Russia
Turkey links joining EU to Nabucco
Geithner Urges Quick Changes to Bailout FundTick Tock to the "Airline Bailout" (which will really be the Govt assuming control of the aerospace industry and all that entails)Zero Rates Push Traders to Cash-Rich Swiss Franc, Yen
Ruining America for the Sake of China 
5.1 in the PhilippinesBehold, the Prophet AldousObama already calling to repeal Defense of Marriage Act
Gonna find a way into society
My, my the clock in the sky
But the porpoise is laughing
Clicks, clacks
But the porpoise is waiting good-bye, good-bye
as THE LIGHT fucked up
Operation Cast Lead ~ Update #17 
Gaza divide dogs Arab economic summitAl- Q bungles arms experiment w/ bio or chem weapons:An al Qaeda affiliate in Algeria closed a base earlier this month after an experiment with unconventional weapons went awry, a senior U.S. intelligence official said Monday.
The official, who spoke on the condition he not be named because of the sensitive nature of the issue, said he could not confirm press reports that the accident killed at least 40 al Qaeda operatives, but he said the mishap led the militant group to shut down a base in the mountains of Tizi Ouzou province in eastern Algeria.
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Somali Islamists attack African peacekeepersAcross a conference table in an Iranian vice president's office, tea and sweet pastries are offered before cultural diplomacy.Oy, how... apparently civilized. All Hail Glow Ball Dhimming.
Obama Becomes Banker-in-ChiefThe global economic crisis has handed the Islamic finance sector a 'golden opportunity' to show it is a better alternative to capitalism, Malaysia said on MondayMalaysia Seeks Free Trade Agreement Talks With Gulf States
“We think Islamic finance is enormously short of people and is now prominent enough to be considered a semi-permanent part of the banking scene. So we need to address it,” says John Board, director of Reading’s International Capital Markets Association centre, which offers the programme.
Spanish PM Zapatero Hopes For "Obama Effect" On World EconomyPutin said Russia and the United States could cooperate in curbing the arms race, as well as on the Middle East, Iran and the global economic crisis.
"We are ready for such cooperation, and will wait for a political realization of what we heard during the (Obama) election campaign," he said.
Putin ready to deal with Obama on strategic issues
Obama praises McCain at bipartisan dinnerRepealing an abortion aid policy, setting a timeline to pull troops out of Iraq and closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay top the list, aides say. ...Don't sound so frikkin' swift to me.....
Obama may lift abortion 'gag rule' this week
Muslim speaking inaugural prayer tied to HamasMany American Christians believe, as an article of faith, that we are to pray for the success of our leaders. It has become a sort of conventional wisdom among soft-minded believers. The biblical proof-text for this misguided way of thinking is Romans 13:1-4:"Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. "Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation." For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: "For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil."What could be more clear-cut? At face value, it would seem the Bible is telling us government is a God-ordained good and that we are not to resist its terrors. Many a coward has been bolstered in his conviction against challenging tyranny by not reading too deeply into the Scriptures. Yet, nowhere does the Bible ever suggest evil rulers are to be obeyed. When the rule of men conflicts with the commands of God, the Bible leaves no doubt about where we should stand.
That's why I do not hesitate today in calling on godly Americans to pray that Barack Hussein Obama fail in his efforts to change our country from one anchored on self-governance and constitutional republicanism to one based on the raw and unlimited power of the central state.
It would be folly to pray for his success in such an evil campaign.
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It is becoming "socially unacceptable" to be a Christian in BritainAngola, Antigua and Barbuda, Austria, Bahrain, Croatia, Democratic Republic of Congo, Estonia, Ghana, Guyana, Haiti, Iceland, Ireland, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Kenya, Kosovo, Laos, Latvia, Lesotho, Liberia, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Madagascar, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Nigeria, Papua New Guinea, Peru, Philippines, St. Lucia, Slovak Republic, Slovenia, South Africa, Swaziland, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Togo, Trinidad and Tobago, Uganda and Zambia.
Gazprom to restart gas supply, Yushchenko slams deal
Bulgaria starts importing gas from GreeceGazprom has to invest $18 billion on infrastructures to extract the gas from the Barents Sea, freeze it into liquid from and ship it to Quebec on tankers. Analysts think it's a huge investment Gazprom might not be able to make if energy prices remain low. The Russian giant lost $20 billion in 2008 because of plummeting oil and gas prices.
Iran Capitalizing on Russia-Ukraine Feud
S. Korean President Reshuffles Cabinet
Hopu Fund Said to Have Purchased Bank of China SharesA fund run by Goldman Sachs Group Inc.’s China partner Fang Fenglei bought about 30 percent of a $2.3 billion Bank of China Ltd. stake sold by Royal Bank of Scotland Plc this week, two people familiar with the deal said.Dude's name is FANG. I'm tellin' ya ~ this shit just writes itself.
Goldman’s Co-Head of Asia Special Situations Group Quits
LOL! I'm Jewcy, myself....
Israel promises to get out of Gaza before Obama inaugurationCease Fire My Jewish Ass
Olmert, being among the most corrupt people on the planet, needs to make sure the way is cleared for Obamanable to give his mystery speech in the Muslim half of the newly split Jerusalem, nu?DECEMBER 4th, 2008: President-elect Barack Obama’s aides say he is considering making a major foreign policy speech from an Islamic capital during his first 100 days in office....EXIGENT!
Obama's request: Israel leaving Gaza George J. Mitchell, a former Senate majority leader and the chairman of a Middle East peace commission in 2001, was a leading candidate to be the Obama administration’s special envoy to the Middle East.
Google Search: Senator George J. MitchellThis meeting is being watched by millions of victims who see that their suffering will never reach the international stage because the General Assembly gathers today in a cynical, hateful and politicized fashion to delegitimize Israel’s fundamental right to defend its citizens.Hamas declares victory, vows to acquire more 'holy weapons'
Actual Al Reuters Headline:
Iranian Holocaust book to be issued in EnglishA student-linked Iranian publisher plans to launch English- and Arabic-language versions of a book of caricatures and satirical writings about the Holocaust...
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The book deals with the "big historical distortion" of the Holocaust and the English and Arabic editions would be published at a ceremony in Tehran later this month when a message from Ahmadinejad would be read out, Fars News Agency said.
Fresh Clues of Iranian Nuclear Intrigue
Iran informs 21 oil customers of supply cuts 
Rotterdam: Councillor claims Gülen movement is fundamentalist
Gazprom wants to speed up South Stream
Richard Dawkins, Atheist Evangelist: "What’s to prevent us from saying Hitler wasn’t right?"
The Obamanable Snowjobman's fans will brook no dissent, especially from children Mason school officials said they are taking a proactive educational approach in advance of next week's planned Inauguration Day activities.
"Inappropriate comments that may make other students, staff or families feel unwelcome or uncomfortable in school or on the bus will not be tolerated," Superintendent Kevin Bright said in an e-mail sent to parents Monday, Jan. 12.
The district, he said, expects students and staff to show respect for President-elect Obama and the incoming administration, as well as President Bush and the outgoing administration, and recognize that "while the election is a competitive process, our nation's greatness is displayed when all sides come together for a united country."
Jeff Schlaeger, Mason High School's psychologist, said "inappropriate comments" occurred around election week when doctored pictures of Obama appeared at the school, including "derogatory caricatures" of him dressed like a terrorist and signs that read "Obama '08/Biden '09."
Obama Acceptance Speech Virusbut first he'll have to navigate the blogosphere and deep layers of federal gobbledygookMilitary Leaders to Be Among Obama’s First Priorities
"Bless us with anger"
California Dems push gay rights in wake of Prop. 8 vote
